New 404 page. Hooray, no more boring ones!

[xonotic/xonstat.git] / xonstat / templates / 404.mako

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+<%inherit file="base.mako"/>
+<%namespace name="nav" file="nav.mako" />
+
+<%block name="navigation">
+${nav.nav('games')}
+</%block>
+
+<h1>HTTP 404</h1>
+
+% if 0 <= rand < 30:
+<h2>Well this is <i>awkward</i>...I couldn't find what you were looking for!</h2>
+<p>(better get back to playing then, <b>hm</b>?)</p>
+% endif
+
+% if 30 <= rand < 40:
+<h2>Whoa there! Looks like you've taken a wrong turn.</h2>
+<p>(no one <i>tries</i> to get on highway 404, <b>no one</b>.)</p>
+% endif
+
+% if 40 <= rand < 50:
+<h2>There's nothing to see here. *waves hand*</h2>
+<p>(did Mirio put you up to this?)</p>
+% endif
+
+% if 50 <= rand < 60:
+<h2>Hey, you! Watch out - kojn's behind you!</h2>
+<p>(he killed this page, apparently)</p>
+% endif
+
+% if 60 <= rand < 70:
+<h2>Samual must have destroyed this page.</h2>
+<p>(it wasn't pulling its own weight anyway)</p>
+% endif
+
+% if 70 <= rand < 80:
+<h2>divVerent has encrypted this page so hard you'll never decipher it.</h2>
+<p>(either that or you've hit the wrong page or something)</p>
+% endif
+
+% if 80 <= rand < 90:
+<h2>merlijn was unhappy with this page, so he removed it from the server.</h2>
+<p>(after yelling at me about it, of course)</p>
+% endif
+
+% if 90 <= rand <= 100:
+<h2>Morphed is modeling this page. It's gonna be awesome.</h2>
+<p>(until then, you'll probably want to get in a game or two)</p>
+% endif