-- Primary fire: Play the tuba and deal rapid short-range damage to enemies you're facing.
-- Secondary fire: Same as primary fire, but one octave higher.
-- Ammo: None
-- Impulse: 1/244
+If you hold down the @\#!%'n attack key, you will play the @\#!%'n tuba. The pitch of the sound will vary while pressing different directional keys or the @\#!%'n Jump key while make some noise.
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+Using it as weapon can be @\#!%'n challenging, as it obscures a large portion of your sight.
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+- @\#!%'n primary fire: Play the @\#!%'n tuba and deal low but rapid short-range damage to whoever the @\#!% you're facing.
+- @\#!%'n secondary fire: Same as @\#!%'n primary fire, but with higher pitch.
+- Ammo: None
+- Impulse: 1/244